the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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