this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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