id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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