kristin has been a bad kristin
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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