That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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