Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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