Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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