I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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