i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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