So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
