You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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