You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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