i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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