at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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