At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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