Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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