Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize