Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I am naked and annoyed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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