Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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