do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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