He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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