youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
sex in a hospital.. check
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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