The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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