How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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