Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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