People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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