I like my sex mixed with concussions.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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