So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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