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Porn is love you can see.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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(641): View more from Iowa

Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I wanna throw up and cum in that order

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day

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(512): View more from Texas

We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.

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I think everything's gonna be okay.

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