maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's blow job season.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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