After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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