He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the condom got lost in my hair
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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