Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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