he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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