do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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