I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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