is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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