i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Holy sore nipples Batman
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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