But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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