Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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