dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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