Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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