hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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