halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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