it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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