i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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