We should be called the Road Head Warriors
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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