hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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