It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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