Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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