I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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