Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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