just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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