I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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