That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
