Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just pynch a tree in the face
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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