The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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